Maintenance Piss


a pre-emptive p-ss taken prior to entering a situation where you may not be able to go to the bathroom (e.g. a meeting, road trip, concert, etc…).
“c’mon, we have a long ride ahead of us. let’s go!”

“hold up. i need to take a maintenance p-ss before we ride.”

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