Maintenance Poop


the act of visiting the bathroom with the intention to only urinate, but instead relieve a little p–p as well as a means to prolong the time between your next bathroom visit.
i sat down on the toilet to take a p-ss on my lunch break, but i thought a maintenance p–p would be a good idea since i have a meeting coming up.
the act of visiting the bathroom with the intention to only urinate, but instead relieve a little p–p as well as a means to prolong the time between your next bathroom visit.
i sat down on the toilet to take a p-ss on my lunch break, but i thought a maintenance p–p would be a good idea since i have a meeting coming up.

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