mairi
mairi is a scottish name for a girl who has blonde hair (usually not naturally) and is often called ‘meri’ ‘mary’ and ‘mayri’. after being called the wrong name by teachers for so long, mairis tend not to correct them when they call out for ‘meari’. mairis tend to have big booties, which everyone envies, so big that people question how she manages to fit her b-tt in her pants! mairis are usually annoying but also cute.
‘is that girl with the big b-tt mayri?’
‘no i think her names mary’
‘my names mairi’
4 more definitions
a uncommon, historicaly scottish girls’ name. often mispr-nounced ‘marie’, ‘mary’, or ‘miary’ etc. much to the annoyance of the victim of name mispr-nounciation.
in register at school:
‘mairi’ (pr-nounced wrong)
‘no’
‘mairi’
‘no’
‘mairi, i know you’re here, so stop messing around or you’ll get a detention’
‘there is no one here called mairi (pr-nounced wrong). my name is mairi.’
it is shocking to know that the definition (to some sources) is “sea of bitterness”
what the h-ll? i stand for all fellow mairi’s and say that we
change the definition!!
hey come on you idiots it is spelt m-a-i-r-i
get it god damm right next time!!
i like orange juice, it is very refreshing! -gulp- aaaaaaaa
orange juice mairi
a girl with a unbreakable spirit. shes a unique character who can always make you laugh. whatever problems life throws at her none will overcome her. likes to party loves to dance, shes caring and will always help you out if she can. she can be shy and self conscious with no need to be, but hides it well
also smoking hot!!
toatsamazebaws
hey is that mairi over there
yeah shes so beautiful, she made me go give blood with her once , i p-ssed out but totally worth it !!
mairi, more commonly known as the, “mahairywillie” can be found lurking in dark corners. she enjoys nothing more than to stalk her prey around the streets of glasgow before she penetrates their bubbles and makes their pumpkins cry.
she is the first known creature to”orfl” and follow this strange action by eating her own fear.
mairi just ate her own fear!
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