Maisy
a m-ssive b-tch with no c-ck
donald: f-ck me its a maisy
maisy: f-ck me its a donald
-furious donkey punching-
– she is an amazing girl who can be found perfect in every single way.
– she is completely flawless.
– she is very beautiful, she always looks amazing, even at the worst of times.
– she has an amazing personality and has a figure to die for, basically s-x on legs.
– not a single moment with her is regretted.
– s-xy dancer.
– always keen to please and amazing in bed
wow that girl looks perfect! she must be a maisy.
i am soo lucky to know a maisy
a small white mouse who stars in her own cartoon, books, and merchandise. she has a friend called sirrel the squirrel and an elephant friend whose name i have forgotten.
i think i will buy a maisy mouse pop-up book for my small child.
an angel, beautiful pearl. something to treasure. very rare.
maisy kleinschmit
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