Maizeshit
the type of hard cr-p that contains corn (maize) and can commonly tear the r-ct-m or -n-s when coming out. the corn kernels arent digested well… so the dense sh-t makes toilet water splash when hitting the surface of the toilet water.
patient: doctor, it hurts to sh-t!
doctor: well, you prob have maizesh-t… eat less corn.
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