majic carpet
a thick, untrimmed patch of hair that a female grows out on her pubic area that makes her v-g-n- harder to find.
i swear that this this girl i went down on last night had a majic carpet covering her sn-tch because i literally needed a flashlight and a comb to find it. it reminded me of the girl we used to call sascrotch
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