major award


a lamp in the shape of a leg.

comes from the novel “in god we trust, all others pat cash” and it’s film adaptation “a christmas story”.
the old man: it’s a major award.
onlooker: a major award… it looks like a lamp!
the old man: it is a lamp, you nincomp–p, but it’s a major award!

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