Major Dickinson’s Blend


a special blend of coffee that you make for your boss. 1 part coffee, and millions of parts major d-ckinson, typically swimming around.
cory: man, the boss won’t stop making fun of my aqua shirts, my mom says i look sweet.

joe: yea, my mom buys my clothes too. he’s a real d-ck.

cory: next time i bring in apple dumplings, i’m gonna serve him his with a tall gl-ss of major d-ckinson’s blend!

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