major hoe
a hoe dirtier then the one in your garden shed. this hoe is sleeping with your man flirting with your brother and giving hand jobs as christmas presents. once an unknown specimen now they attend high schools, collages, and universities everywhere. a major hoe has no friends just f-ck buddies and girls who don’t want her giving their boyfriend a bl-wj-b.
girl 1: have you seen charlotte lately
girl 2: i avoid her she turned into a major hoe
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