Cuntmobile
an automobile driven by a c-nt. usually dented, dinged and scratched due to the driver’s habit of simultaneously caking makeup over her ugly, gabbing on the cellphone, trying to find a station playing her favorite top-40 pop song, sipping an extra large double foam half-caf caramel iced latte with 4 splendas, and beating her fatherless whelps in the back seat, instead of paying attention to traffic. a c-ntmobile’s engine noise typifies neglect of regular oil changes and tuneups, and the brakes tend to squeal at every stop as few c-nts understand the importance of changing pads (brake or otherwise).
“jesus joey, wasn’t your neighbor’s car new a month ago? it’s all dinged and scratched already” “yeah, last month it was a new automobile, now it’s a broken-in c-ntmobile.”
a major b-tch; a really mean -ss woman; a female who has no regards for others’ feelings.
ya know that, jeanie is a real c-ntmobile!
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