major johnson
a saucy grandad with a 12 inch schl-ngg, loves a cheeky saville inspired b-m in the shower. likes to drive minibuses with 20 kids in the back.
“how longs the journey sir?”
“12 inches”
lectures on windage may result in a cheeky finger and a smirk to wake you up.
“how long’s your barrel?”
watch out, major johnsons about
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