major league simp
the type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to n-gg-s like drake. then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up
beccy: my ex is always texting me these heartfull things
megan: that’s because he’s in the mls meaning he is a major league simp
beccy: lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
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