Major Nelson Haikus


likely to be pulled
this topic is about major
nelson, the coolest.

let’s just try again
mnq to the res-q
i dream of jeanie

controller of spam
director of programming
3rd haiku is best

the elite friends list
can only be breached by,
those with voice messages

hope to see good replies
on this the very best thread
that money can buy!
these are the 5 mnq haikus i made on the xbox.com forums about major nelson. on an unrelated note i really need a new hobby.

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