makalski


the biggest guy ever, his ego, his nose, his d-ck are all overwhelmingly large. too big for his family and friends to handle. he is the definition of all things evil. he rapes his family with his m-ssive moose c-ck. him and his girlfriend invented a new kind of s-x, called nasal s-x (joining -n-l, oral and v-g-n-l.
he is also disgusting, bigfoot takes pictures of him. everyone to ever meet him takes notice of his lack of talent and a future. but he is tall, so that helps.
he completely lacks talent, but at least he’s tall. he’s a makalski.

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