Make a Sandwich
about the most s-xually degrading thing that can be done to a man. after the man has -j-c-l-t-d (either before or during intercourse or other s-x play), his partner goes to the kitchen, puts meat, cheese and condiments on two pieces of bread. the partner then brings the “sandwich” back to the man and forces him to eat it. embellishments like serving the “sandwich” on a plate, cutting it into halves, or tr-mm-ng the crusts off the bread only heighten the humiliation.
“oh, you think that s-x was dirty, i’m going to go make a sandwich you little worm. then you’re going to eat it.”
man #1: oh sh-t, you know that crazy hottie last night at the bar. she’s a f-cking s-xual animal. i got her home and she just went nuts. tore off all my clothes, licking and sucking everything. we were in the hallway, the living room, at some point she was half upside down hanging off the balcony. there was a plunger and spinning lights. it felt like an alien abduction. i mean, d-mn, she was insatiable.
man #2: whoa. nice. you gonna go get some more of that? wait, alien abduction?
man #1: … um well. she, um… made me a sandwich.
man #2: d-mn. you’re just a little b-tch now aren’t you?
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