make his bed
when you have dirty, dirty, dirty s-x on your boo’s gay bff’s bed and feel (slightly) guilty about it in the morning.
“we’re going to have to ‘make his bed’ tomorrow before we leave so he doesn’t sleep in our, you know” , said boo.
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