Make Out Sandwich
when you’re at a party the two couples next to you are making out and you’re in the middle, forever alone. and you’re fifth wheeling like a champ and pretending to be occupied elsewhere because those blonde asian b-tches won’t dance with your sorry -ss. so then you’re just standing there between those lovers sucking face.
this phenomenon first occurred at jmaddy.
mt: i can’t get over that awkward make out sandwich from last night. like i’d come up for air and you’d just be standing there. loser.
mc: 🙁 no one loves me
rv: never partying with you again. lame sauce.
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