make-up shotgun
the hypothetical device that over-made-up women must have used in order to apply the monstrous pile of caked-on colour to their face.
it refers to the simpsons episode in which homer invented such a device, which, after applied to his wife marge, elicited the reply: “homer! you’ve got it set on wh-r-!”
d-mn, girl, you look like a clown. put down the make-up shotgun next time.
the hypothetical device used by oper-made-up-women to apply a thick, ugly layer of caked-on makeup to their faces. refers to an episode of the simpsons where homer invented such a device, provoking the response; “homer! you’ve got it set on wh-r-!”
“wow, cindy really brought out the makeup shotgun this morning – she looks like a freaking clown.”
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