makeshift Shake Weight
when two individuals arrange themselves nearly -ss to -ss having a third person jiggle a double sided d-ld-, action firgure, or fill in the blank, penetrating both -n-ses in the same motion as the shake weight seen on tv
honey, i was at work today and i got to thinkin’ i need to start workin out more. maybe we should bust out my collection of broomsticks, invite chester over again, and have a makeshift shake weight session
(at the water cooler) how goes it bill? ah, could be better… i can barely walk. the old lady invited over her buddy jack from high school and she makeshift shake weighted the sh-t outta us
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