makeupalley


a site where a bunch of fat white miserable ugly women come together to post their latest makeup h–rd. they have tuns of makeup that they hardly ever use (like it’ll help them if they did use it). we’re talking stash pics where like one owner would have 50+ blushes, hundreds of lipsticks/lipgloss, thousands of eyeshadows and foundations, millions of nail polish, etc. enough sh-t to stock 2 sephora stores and still have left overs. they also sit on their fat -sses all day and post about food and how much they’re starving, p–p, v-g-n-l secretions or odor, l-b– size, man problems, if they should go and workout, breastfeeding drama, etc. there are cliques and if you aren’t popular you can forget about getting your questions answered.

another thing they like to do is bash very attractive female celebrities (or h-ll, even attractive members) just so they can feel better about themselves. nine times out of ten, if you log on to that site, there will be a celeb pic post with almost every response being a bash on looks, body, everything! if an attractive member posts pics on the fotd board, almost everyone would try to find something in that pic to bash the poster about instead of commenting on the d-mn makeup. if she tries to defend herself, they’ll attack her even more until she finally gets fed up and deletes her account.
op: wow this girl is gorgeous! what eyeliner is she wearing?

typical makeupalley responses:
hater1: her shoes are ugly.
hater2: meh.
hater3: ugh, her ears are huge!
hater4: wow, she’s fat.
hater5: saggy t-ts.
hater6: greasy hair.
hater7: i’m sorry but she’s ugly.
hater8: she looks like a sl-t.
hater9: what is with that teeny tiny mole on her index finger? gross!
hater10: wh-r-.

– i’m sure you pretty much get where i’m going with this. the responses have nothing to do with the original post. just a bunch of bashing.
an internet site (also known as mua) where a vast majority of delusional women on ssri’s holding dead end jobs post from their cubes on their ever expanding -sses about the following on a daily basis: celebrities, p–p, engagement rings, what is considered fat, open bars at a wedding, declawing, breastfeeding, etc., etc. while b-tching about husbands, kids and the state of the union, it is customary to be snarky yet possess the ability to (((hug))). sound bipoloar? it is. do not disagree or bring up an opinion contrary to the majority on at the time for you will create m-ssive drama and be shunned from the very “life” before your monitor.

i knew my life had hit a low when i posted every five minutes on makeupalley during the day.
a very contradictory.hyporcritical site where there are certain posters part of the mua ‘in crowd’ and dont try and infiltrate whatsoever. you are just simply not cool (or probably not chubby or fat enough,or vapid and shallow enough) to be part of their little clique. if you say anything of the contrary,you will get ridiculed,and have ‘subtle’ and ‘surrept-tiously’ slipped in posts and threads about you.
‘oh whats the drama of the day? oh i hate her everytime she is on makeupalley.omg what an -sshat she is but i love her and i love makeupalley ‘(((hugs)))
see: beautybash

this is the site that the lame people on beautybash love to spy on, then run to beautybash and post foul, mean spirited, and usually lame messages about.

it’s actually a great site, with lots of information and very active boards filled with knowledgeable ladies. topics range from fashion to makeup to fragrance, working out, food, weddings, etc.
the posters at beautybash are immature and rather pathetic, as they love to spy on makeupalley and then run back to their nasty board to post idiotic things about the goings-on on makeupalley.

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