Making the Bed


an act that makes a room look somewhat cleaner. when you lay sheets and blankets on a bed neatly for a completely pointless reason. this is a pointless act because in a matter of hours you will either take a nap in it, or at least 8 to 12 hours later you will be going back to sleep in it. also useless because if it is behind closed doors, who is going to see it and who is going to care?
brian is making the bed this morning.
the act of banging someone in bed, under the covers.
they were making the bed last night at the hotel.

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