makram


makram, an iraqi who works in sainsburys and is often seen throwing grapes at children as they p-ss
child – “that horrible hairy sainburys employee makram just threw a grape at me!!”
mother – “yes dear he truely is a f-ck”
1. someone at work who irritates you by talking loud on the phone, eating corn nuts at their desk, and clipping their nails while you are trying to talk to a client.
person 1: “who is clipping their nails and eating corn nuts while i’m trying to work”

person 2: “that’s just some makram, dont worry i hear they are going to fire him soon”

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