malakian


he plays guitar, and stop with this
“he’s so hot” bullsh-t, f-ck the radio has ruined a beautiful artistic band and now r-t-rded girls are drooling over internet pics or daron while headbanging to aerials
daron is an energetic, intense musician devoted to his band and i respect him greatly
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the only one who know what to do with a guitar of the other people who think they know what to do with a guitar
never say “i know play guitar” when daron malakian is walking on the earth.
the greatest s-xiest guitar playing god with the s-xiest voice/smile/eyes/body/-ss/ect. to ever walk this wretched earth.
-sigh- daron…
a person (usu. of the male gender) with bizarre h-m-s-xual tendencies.
you’re such a malakian! you just licked that guy’s head!

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