Malamantoaster


a neoglism for a dysfunctional toaster. often large, or ‘man’ sized toasters. the word itself is a portmanteau of ‘malady’, ‘man’, and ‘toaster’, or conversly ‘malapropism’ and ‘portmantoaster’.
oh man, burnt toast again. we should throw out that malamantoaster.

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