Malamore


pr-nounced “mal-ah-mo-rey” (with a slight italian roll of the “r”), the malamore is a term created in an mdi english cl-ss to describe the feeling a person developes toward a person that starts as a physical attraction (or a crush), then grows into what feels like a p-ssion. it is when you seem to not be able to acquire that person, but would do anything for them. somewhere between love and “like-like.”
person 1: you really like him a lot, don’t you?
person 2: yeah, but he’s going out with robin. we talk all the time though.
person 1: sounds like you’re suffering from some serious malamore.
a woman who looks good from a great distance (mile or more). up close she is ugly.
man, did you see that malamore that lance was dating?

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