Malandipity
noun.
1) a propensity for making unfortunate discoveries while searching for something unrelated.
2) the specific moment when unfortunate timing coincides with irony.
3) a series of events that converge on an unfortunate outcome.
other form: malandipitous, adj.
antonym: serendipity
a man searches all around a parking lot for 20 minutes, and ultimately settles on a sp-ce extremely far from the venue. as he walks toward the front entrance, he sees an open parking sp-ce right next to the front door. this is a typical case of malandipity.
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