Mattel man
1. a male person who seems like a strong -ssertive man on the outside, but closer inspection reveals that he is, in fact, metaphorically d-ckless and balless, like a male barbie doll, which is anatomically incorrect; 2. a gutless, spineless man
plural: mattel men
not to be confused with a man being called a ken doll, which is synonymous with pretty boy or mimbo
i thought david had b-lls, but when i got to know him i realized he was a mattel man.
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