MALANGO
a crazy huge male d-ck over 16.7″ long yes i said over 16.7″ long
my girlfriend erika went to the dominican republic and she fell in love with a huge malango so much that she found 2 of them and didnt come back..
once you go malango you wont be able to tango ..
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