puverty
the time in a teenager’s life where they are going through p-b-rty and feel like they can’t afford anything but gas and insurance for their car.
man, chris is in such puverty right now. let’s give him a couple bucks.
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- parshnips
a random outbreak of excitment or something you say when there is nothing else to say. basically means parsnips, but sounds a bit better. sitting in a cinema or a theatre when everything is quite and then… “parshnips” “would you like some parsnips with that?” “no parshnips for me.”
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- Plish
saliva which while talking, exits the talker’s mouth and comes to rest on the face of the listener. the listener is then obigated to make no remarks or gestures in reference to the plish. “christ, he plished all over me…and i couldn’t wipe it off until he left the room”
- shathir
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