Malaphant


(proper noun)-a mythical being only to be seen on the rarest occasions. only capturable by ultra b-lls.

named after the filipino god of trick shotting, malachick or faze mala. this being is the god of all gods at what he does and to be compared with him in some countries is a great honor.
“omg hugz did you see that malaphant last night, its beauty left me in a gaze of distress.”

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