Malav


a gujurati waste man, who says stacks instead of stocks. usually very weird, and all malav’s have 1 mole on their left cheek. well known as not a ladies man, and they always act like they are smart, and good with women, when quite the opposite is true. although he is brown, he thinks and acts like he is black. also known as “yadava king” of the malava region, in the maharabata.
“vude you like to inwest in the stacks of the democratic republic of congo, my home!”
“no, and do you mean stocks?”
“mah african brother, that’s exactly what i said previously, il kill you”
“wow, what a malav!”

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