this nasty tenticle thing that’s in final fantasy it sucks
look at that green mouth malboro you gone die
malboros are fiends from the video-game series final fantasy by square-enix. they appear in final fantasy ii, v, vi, vii, vii:cc, viii, ix, x, x-2, xi and xii and are feared by most players with low-level characters.
their appearance is usually intimidating, most of them being by far larger than the protagonists, mouth wide open and tentacles (sometimes with multiple eyes) lining their green body.
in the early games they appear in groups, changing their behaviour through the series and appearing solo later on, capable of extinguishing a group of heroes on their own. one of their most dangerous attacks is “bad breath”, also known as “sour mouth” or “breath”, which afflicts one or more members of the party with all kinds of status alignments.
the name can be derived from the latin words mal and boros, meaning bad breath.
being a malboro kept in the imperial city as a pet by mme. zammadria.
upon a journey to nalbina to visit her husband, a member of the restoration committee, her dear carrot escaped and made for its natural homeland in the salikawood. mme. zammadria pet-tioned a hunt for this mark to avoid unwanted scandal.
– final fantasy xii
- alcohol thursday
the perfect day of the week to drink. me:hey, it’s alcohol thursday! dude: but it’s friday.. me: wow, it came twice this week.
- nudes or negs
when a member of an internet forum claims to be/know/date an attractive woman, a demand from other forums members that nude pictures of said attractive woman be provided, otherwise they will be punished with negative forum reputation points. example 1. potentially attractive forum posting woman: h-llo, i am a hot woman posting on the internet. […]
when a persons sh-tfaced, then takes too much of another drug, usually some potweed, and handles it like a rookie. you know ur deboshed when youve got the spins so bad that you can see words spiraling out of your mouth and not making sense mikey got deboshed off that second blunt, probably cuz hed […]
pr-nounced: noo-jel, noo-jels generally one or more smaller objects we’re too lazy to name, but more appealing than the word ‘thing’ “hey would get that little nudgel out of the corner?” “we’ve got to pick up a lot of nudgels at the hardware store.”
dedication(s). to dedicate something to someone. this is usually done online on the internet. dedz to johanna. she’s my never-ending source for rage comic material. credit. to give credit(usually on the internet) to someone for something. similar to props (proper recognition). “dedz to johanna who gave me the idea for the rage comic i made.”