malcolm in the middle


the best sitcom ever! a show both me and my 6-year-old daughter can relate to, as it portrays the everyday funniness of real americans partaking in real life.
“i could watch reruns of ‘malcolm’ forever,it’s so cool!”
like the simpsons, but with real people. a good show that makes fun of everyday life situations in a clever way and i’ll never get tired of watching.
on malcolm in the middle the kid that plays reese is the best-looking and frankie muniz is sort of cute, but that kid with the monkey ears and the big nose is really ugly.
when two girls have a threesome with a nerd, usually out of pity
mary and jane made that geek’s dream come true with a malcolm in the middle.
noun: slang term for v-g-n-
“i was busy snorting blow off of your mom’s malcolm in the middle.”
“i was busy snorting blow off of your mom’s malcolm in the middle.”
noun: slang term for v-g-n-
“i was busy snorting blow off of your mom’s malcolm in the middle.”
a show wherein 20-year-old actors play 16-year-old boys acting like 10-year-old kids. watching it is an extreme and immediate danger to one’s iq.
do you watch that show, malcolm in the middle?

i did once, then i couldn’t figure out how to put on my godd-mned underwear for a week.

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