Malcolmish
adj. being very sick, unhealthy, or in bad condition.
see also n. malcolmitis.
-ssociate: i can’t come into work today.
manager: why not?
-ssociate: oh, i’m feeling really malcolmish.
manager: oh my god…well you just stay home, i can’t have you working while you’re malcolmish.
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