Malcolm’s Law


a distant cousin of sod’s law.
the more you look for something, the more you will find it.
named after a respected london serologist, who could report more rare blood group antibodies in a month than a dozen of his colleagues could find in a year.
mick: since watching that news report on skin cancer, i’ve found about a dozen scary moles.

mack: don’t worry, that’s just malcolm’s law.

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