Male Chickenhead
similar to the female chickenhead variety; a male who seeks the companionship of a wealthier or higher cl-ss female in an aim to get a free dinner, drinks or acquire a sugar mama.
this male chickenhead texted me earlier asking where i was taking him for dinner – then he said i should pay, since i’m an executive, and he’s just making a cop’s wages! so i took his -ss to whataburger.
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