Male Tampon
a “friend” who heals emotionally bleeding hearts, but gets no credit, -ss, or respect; a woman’s b-tch.
female: “oh my god, x, no one will ever hook up with me!”
male tampon: “y, you are so hot, you should have no problem hooking up”
female: “would you hook up with me?”
male tampon: “yeah, i would”
female: “ew. i would never hook up with you. you’re my “friend””
male tampon (to himself): “b-tch.”
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