Malekai


a man with a very large p-n-s. great shooter. endurance is his most notable trait, and he is known to last far longer than others. he is a silent lover but always consistent, with a great stroke. he is reminiscent of a turtle sometimes, slow and steady, but is capable of accelerating to high speeds.
person 1: “yo, i was so steady last night, shot great and lasted forever.”
person 2: “wow! on the court or on the bed?”
person 1: “both! i’m such a malekai!”

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