maleman
an employee of the united penile service, thier job is to deliver males to other men for h-m-s-x and other devious activities related to gay s-x. a tip for the maleman would often include a round or five of b-tt jousting.
bob- man i’m bored, i could for something cool and fun
dave- i know, let’s have the maleman c-m… come over and bring us a guy!
bob- sweet deal
(meil’-mæn) n., pl. -men, 1. a man so manly that he must be referred to in multiple word form. 2. a supreme being.
if you can defeat chuck norris, you will become a male-man.
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