Malemudas
a pair of flooding jeans snipped into cut-offs by a dude. malemudas are considered too long to be bermudas, but too short to be deemed capris. malemudas are commonly worn by male baristas, musicians, hipsters, men with unis-x names, or any combination of these.
jessica: see that barista over there?
ariel: which one?
jessica: the hipster with the soul patch and the malemudas.
ariel: yeah. his name is probably kelley. and he probably plays b-ss.
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