Maleopause


opposite of female’s version of menopause, when a male goes through change of life, depression, mid life crisis, reduction of testosterone, erectile dysfunction, reduced s-x drive, and decreased frequency of morning erection. difficulty in engaging in vigorous physical activity, inability to walk one kilometer, inability to bend or stoop, low energy, feeling sad, and fatigue.
girl, my man cant get it up in the morning anymore, i think he gots maleopause!

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