Malfucktion


when the condom a guy is using breaks and his woman gets pregnant by accident.
nicole wasn’t ready for the malf-cktion… now she is caring for twins.
a word you use when your computer or something related to computer technology has really f-cks up.
“this piece of silicon junk had a malf-cked!”

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