Malibu tee-time
waking up in the morning and while spouse or lover is still sleeping you walk over to her standing over her and jerking off giving her a great rise and shine.
i woke up so h-rny and she was still sleeping so i gave her a malibu tee-time. 10 minutes later i was ready to go hit the links
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