Malice Green Monster


the green monster with optional 24 inch extension…increasing total length to 5 feet

often paired with the liberty bowl to increase bowl life

named in honor of malice green: black guy who recieved an unnecessary beat-down from the dpd

the malice green monster was reserved for the most expert/stupid of tokers. one was considered legendary if he/she was able to clear it without coughing afterwards (snoman signature cough did not count)

unuseable alone due to extreme length, until it was discovered the a fireplace match between the toes would work well
“time for some malice green monster!”
“eat sh-t duud, i’m cashed out”
“p-ssy!”
“f-ck off!”
“doob?”
“koo”

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