malicious compliance
when a superior gives you incredibly bad orders, and out of spite, you follow them to the letter, knowing the result is going to be disastrous.
bobby: don’t change the formulas of this report. if you do, you’re fired.
frank: whatever you say, boss.
two weeks p-ss. bobby calls frank in to his office.
bobby: you knew that report contained errors in its format. why didn’t you fix it, you sh-t?
frank: because you told me not to, you d-ck. it was malicious compliance.
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