Malindi


noun: a ginger.

verb: 1.a yerning to pick at your face. 2.to giggle profusely when getting some touch, generally when camping.

adjective: s-xually abstinent.
noun: “i couln’t go down on her, she was a malindi!”

verb: 1.”i ran out of proactive and i had a malindi all day.”

2.”i went soft because she was malindied in the
sleeping bag.”

adjective:”i need to g some t, i’ve been malindi for a few months. “

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