Malist
one who is a malist is part of the malism way of life. this involves following one of five paths to enlightenment, engaging in wars and generally being a pretty cool kid.
very few females are malists. this is because criteria was recently made to get in, and you have to have a p-n-s to be a malist.
“hi there, i’m a christian”, “nice to meet you, i’m a muslim”, “well i’m a malist!”
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