rubasturbate
the combination of rubbing out and masturbating, which is to s-xually exite yourself until you reach a climax. with males it involves using their hand to ‘jack off’, that is holding their d-cks and moving their hand back and forth. females usually use their fingers to rub around and enter the v-g-n-l area. (credit to jan)
ryne, while laying on his bed, decided to rubasturbate while thinking of scarlett johansson in iron man 2.
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