Malkobitch


romanian webmaster female, with a very large… heart. grows hungry when contacted or sleepy when spoken to on an instant messenger. also known as vadmina, webmaster of puppets.

some label her a sl-t or a b-tch, but we know she’s really just resourceful.
doesn’t like to sleep with a stuffed animal, instead she likes to get stuffed by one. no eggs for her, just a pair of b-lls… all in all she thinks herself to be curva…ceously lean.
don’t be such a malkob-tch (when referring to a webmaster that works with fixedwidth)

my status is malkob-tch (when you are signed in to a messenger but pretend to be offline)

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