mall boarding


when you go to an abandoned mall, start skating on its sweet, smooth marble floor when some fat -ss douche bag yells” hey no mall boarding in here!!!” and threatens to call the cops. then you proceed to out run him in a slow jog then skate your way out of the mall to p-ss them the f-ck off
douche: hey! no mall boarding, im calling the cops!

you: f-ck the police (skate your way out of there)

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